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For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. But, if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several jsndhyala by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere jandyala flight. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.

Human chains are formed and Rasta-Rokos organized. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village!

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The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit. Thus India never gets to launch the missile.

Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: Its three months since the army had sought permission. Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!

This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. This time all the parties agree. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. Well it is the same bloke! We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East.

Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Pakistan never gets it right. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. Indian technology is highly advanced. The President asks for a quick decision. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles!


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The President forwards it to the Cabinet. Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand.

A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. Remember that guy who crashed into the White House? The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of jandhyalla PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view jandhyalx the emergency facing the nation.

But they need permission from the government of India. Yes, we are very advanced at Air Dhakkan Airways.

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In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! The missile hits the target and creates havoc. The Pakistan army decides to jandhyalz a nuke-missile towards India. We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall! As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, A caretaker government is installed. And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Loksaba session.